Vacuum Cleaners Fruit And Other DIY Sex Toys Men Have Used - AskMen
We learned a lot from Harriet Sugarcookie’s sex toy survey.
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Ian Lang January 30, 2017 Share Tweet Flip
Quick Take
Not long ago, it was brought to my attention that Harriet Sugarcookie (a blogger who also posts videos of herself having sex with herself and other people) conducted a survey (NSFW) about male sex toy use. We did something similar when we asked readers about their masturbation habits, but Harriet’s survey focused exclusively on toy use. She found that most men hadn’t used any, but also that 5% had at some point stuck their junk in a vacuum cleaner, which is equal parts horrifying and incredible.
Harriet SugarcookieHow many people took this survey? Dunno, and I’m not going to spend too much time worrying about her methodology here (there has to be some hearty selection bias when you host a survey about masturbation habits on a porn site). But it did get me wondering what other harebrained ideas guys might have when it comes to creatively defiling ourselves.
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As it rarely does, the internet did not disappoint. Across the r/sex subreddit, multiple threads have popped up asking for input on DIY sex toys. Surprisingly, the overwhelming response comes from men, because apparently our own two hands aren’t good enough for some masturbatory gourmands out there.
These are some of the best:
People Like To Construct Things
Lilbunnyfoofoo:
Step1: Take a roll of toilet paper and remove the cardboard insert. This may take a little bit of wiggling as to not tear or remove too much of the tissue that is attached to the roll.
step2: Unroll a condom and put it where the cardboard roll used to be, then take the open end and stretch it around the roll of toilet paper being careful not to tear it. The pressure should clamp the toilet paper together forming a vertical slit that looks like a vagina.
step3: lube up and insert.
protip: place between couch cushions/couch, or the mattress/box spring for leverage.
Clandestinemeanderer:
Two kitchen sponges, latex glove, and one of those tall coffee mugs, and some type of lube.
Itkovan:
Laid a small towel out, put a disposable glove in it. Rolled the glove up in the towel, making sure it was stretched out and the hand part wrapped around the insertion end so it stayed in place. Wrapped the thing lightly in rubber bands and lubed it up.
I wish I could say it kicked ass.
MrPon:
Sandwich bag with a few squirts of lotion (or lube of preference) in between couch cushions or your mattress/box spring
They say necessity is the mother of invention, but we all really know that it’s being incredibly hard up that gets the creative juices flowing.
Food Is Strangely Popular
SplitEnder:
I am not a man, but I heard people in my college would steal a banana from the dining hall, wrap it in duct tape and put it on the radiator/heater for an hour or so. Then when the banana got all mushy they would cut off one end and have sex with it.
TorCan89:
A warm cantaloupe
reyz:
In high school we called this one guy ‘skippy’ because they found a hollowed jar of peanut butter under his bed. Also, I had a friend who, whilst alone and lonely in the tropics, fucked the inside of a papaya peel after eating most of the fruit. It felt pretty good. I mean he said it felt pretty good.
What did that food ever do to you?
Some People Are Just Plain Weird
ToddPacker:
wooden spoon stuck into the chuck of a drill. When spun at low speeds it made a steady fap-fap-fap feeling on the bottom of the unit.
waltronic:
I know this sounds weird but when I am rubbing my wiener I sprinkle a little salt on there and it give a nice grit. Not for everybody but I get turned on by it.
CHUCKIT222:
Take 1 reciprocating saw, attach a k’nex rod to it (with duct tape) now create a tube out of more rods. Insert penis. use rubber bands to create tightness. Attach end of knex rod to end of tube. Use another rubber band to hold down throttle, tightening it to go faster. Hands free orgasm after years of teenage fustration!
dopafiend:
well, I’ve got this million candlepower spotlight and sometime in my early teens I discovered that if I stuck it between my legs and pointed it at my bag it would warm it up like a heatlamp
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Drop This Fact
The world’s oldest sex toy dates back 30,000 years and also doubled as a tool for starting fires (because back then, everything was DIY).
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