Sex toys for men - which you can make yourself
Cucumbers, bananas, vibrating household appliances - the usual guides for DIY toys are almost always aimed at female satisfaction. This time it’s about the men! Here are some suggestions from our sex columnist Mimi Erhardt 
GQ Germany | February 3, 2023
DIY sex toys for men or: Welcome to the handicraft session with Mimi Erhardt.
No, just kidding. I hate tinkering. Nevertheless, today it should be about toys for him that can be misused with a few simple steps from his own household. I got the idea for this guide some time ago when I was writing a text about homemade love toys.
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Read moreDuring the research, I noticed that the usual guidebooks on the subject are almost always about female satisfaction. So about cucumbers, bananas and other phallic foods that we can shove into our vaginas, as well as vibrating household items that – again – are meant to stimulate women’s erogenous hotspots. Sexy kitchen utensils for men? None.
Now, I have to admit that I haven’t inserted a bunch of soup greens or used my electric toothbrush as a substitute for a vibrator to this day, but I figured maybe you’re the experimental sex accessory guy. So here are some suggestions for the Lord.
DIY sex toys for men
Organic butt plug
As much as the DIY toy guides I talked about at the beginning rave about all the objects that women can push themselves anywhere else, they tend to forget one thing: Men have orifices, too. Of course you can also have fun with zucchini and carrots.
But since you are going to ingest the green stuff rectally, the toy should have a plug-like shape, i.e. drop-shaped at the front and a flattened end. This is the only way that the natural anal dildo can be held by the sphincter and not disappear into the body in an unobserved moment.
In this sense, all foods that can be carved are suitable, but you should stay away from bananas.
Special Ginger Shot
Speaking of which, ginger bulbs are great for DIY sex games. Because the essential oils contained in ginger irritate the mucous membranes and make them more sensitive, physical arousal is felt particularly intensively.
In particular, the so-called gingerols, which are among the pungent substances, stimulate the nerve endings in the anus. This leads to burning and a heat stimulus, which can last up to 30 minutes. Besides, the whole thing has a name: Figging. That somehow makes it a little kinkier, I think.
Whether you choose the spice plants or the medium-sized aubergine: For hygienically safe intercourse, always wash the natural phallus thoroughly first and then put a condom on it.
Like warm apple pie!
As a teenager in the ’90s, my sexuality was shaped in no small part by the first part of the American Pie film series. Not just because I’ve had a crush on Stiffler’s mom ever since. Above all, the scene in which Jim abuses the warm apple pie made me feel envious of the penis for a short time. For real tho. If I had a penis, no cake would be safe from me.
So that you don’t have to rob the cake display of the local pastry shop every time, there are delicious alternatives such as watermelon and papaya. With the former, the opening can also be designed quite freely. Be careful not to injure yourself on any sharp edges.
Then please dispose of it.
Put on the chain
Nothing to eat, but a joke from my youth: An ex of mine liked it when I wore nothing during sex except a slightly longer silver chain. Then, when I crawled around in front of him, he would grab the chain in one hand and tie it around his penis. I was then allowed to tighten to taste. What turned him on: The cold silver on his skin and the feeling of being tied up.
Playing with a single-row pearl necklace is even more popular. It is important that the beads are lined up tightly so that no skin can be pinched. Now wrap the chain around the erect… er… love warrior several times and then move your hand up and down. Should feel crazy.
If it’s all about tightness, let your partner put on her Gucci belt and then lead you through the apartment. Fun for submissive gentlemen.
Homemade Cock Rings
Your girlfriend leaves her hair ties everywhere? Grab one and use it as a cock ring replacement.
A cock ring is placed around the penis and scrotum, sometimes just the scrotum, to enhance and prolong the erection. The ring reduces the backflow of blood, which means that the penis does not go limp so quickly during coitus and the orgasm should feel more intense. Also looks good. If you don’t wrap the hair tie too tightly around the penis and don’t wear it too long, you’re fine.
The alternative from the hardware store: sealing rings. It is best to buy a whole set, then one is guaranteed to fit.
And finally, some well-intentioned warnings
All of the recommendations listed here are based on personal tips from male friends and some DIY-savvy readers. However, injuries and accidents can always occur with improv toys of this type. So please be careful and take things slowly. If in doubt, call an ambulance immediately or go to the nearest hospital.
Here are some objects that you should never insert your penis into: plastic or glass bottles, steel pipes or the suction tube of your Kärcher. I’m not sure if current vacuum cleaner models still have the propeller located just behind the opening, which shreds everything, but using it is by no means advisable. Try pulling the swollen penis out of the tube again.
Anything that creates a vacuum or is under pressure is unsuitable for anal play. Ouch. Please never introduce deep-frozen food into the body, either, as it thaws through body heat and can at least partially embark on a long journey inside the body.
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Sex toy dictionary: from “A” for anal plug to “F” for fuck machine
Read moreOrganic butt plug
All of the recommendations listed here are based on personal tips from male friends and some DIY-savvy readers. However, injuries and accidents can always occur with improv toys of this type. So please be careful and take things slowly. If in doubt, call an ambulance immediately or go to the nearest hospital.
Here are some objects that you should never insert your penis into: plastic or glass bottles, steel pipes or the suction tube of your Kärcher. I’m not sure if current vacuum cleaner models still have the propeller located just behind the opening, which shreds everything, but using it is by no means advisable. Try pulling the swollen penis out of the tube again.
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